Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 5.

Some people like them. Some people don’t. In any case, you’d think there’d be a vaccine for them by now. You got it. The scourge of Thanksgivings and varicose vein clinics everywhere: Turkey legs! Happy Thanksgiving!

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If you know what these are, you are old. Part 17.

Sure, what is in the egg is composed of 65% dimethylsiloxane (hydroxy-terminated polymers with boric acid), 17% silica (crystalline quartz), 9% Thixatrol ST (castor oil derivative), 4% polydimethylsiloxane, 1% decamethyl cyclopentasiloxane, 1% glycerine, and 1% titanium dioxide. But did that help you any? Back in the olden days when newspapers (remember those?) were printed with… Continue reading If you know what these are, you are old. Part 17.

Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 3.

The picture speaks for itself. Why? Why? Blame Ambrose Burnside for sideburns (“Burnside” became “sideburns” and off we went!) But you’d think there would be a vaccine for mutton chops by now.

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