You’d think there would be a vaccine for this by now given that it is impossible to speak coherently in this state. Related to having a foot in the mouth, of course, this condition is “tongue in cheek.” Oh, the humanity!
If you know what these are, you are old. Part 19.
Before there was television. Before TikTok. Before YouTube, there were: View-Master™ cards. Fourteen transparencies in seven pairs, giving binocular depth perception. High-tech for its time. View-Master™ is a trademark of Mattel.
Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 6.
This condition appears to be seasonal, and is often painful, but can be relieved with a simple kiss. Do you have a guess what it is? . . . . . . Mistletoe. I crack myself up sometimes. Happy Holidays!
If you know what these are, you are old. Part 18.
Back when low-tech ruled and alternately defying and giving in to gravity was the quintessence of excitement. We had…Hoppity Hops.
Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 5.
Some people like them. Some people don’t. In any case, you’d think there’d be a vaccine for them by now. You got it. The scourge of Thanksgivings and varicose vein clinics everywhere: Turkey legs! Happy Thanksgiving!
Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 4.
The question is whether a product like this could cure elbow grease or not. Maybe you need to inject it? Otherwise, there should be a vaccine for that.
If you know what these are, you are old. Part 17.
Sure, what is in the egg is composed of 65% dimethylsiloxane (hydroxy-terminated polymers with boric acid), 17% silica (crystalline quartz), 9% Thixatrol ST (castor oil derivative), 4% polydimethylsiloxane, 1% decamethyl cyclopentasiloxane, 1% glycerine, and 1% titanium dioxide. But did that help you any? Back in the olden days when newspapers (remember those?) were printed with… Continue reading If you know what these are, you are old. Part 17.
If you know what these are, you are old. Part 16.
You are probably thinking, “Hey, I know what those are! And I’m not old!” Really? When was the last time you took one then? When was the last time you actually did your baseball whistle to call one? Do they come in colors other than yellow? Do they? Famous actors who drove these in movies?… Continue reading If you know what these are, you are old. Part 16.
Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 3.
The picture speaks for itself. Why? Why? Blame Ambrose Burnside for sideburns (“Burnside” became “sideburns” and off we went!) But you’d think there would be a vaccine for mutton chops by now.
If you know what these are, you are old. Part 15.
A long time before Doom and other video games escalated the ability to really knock someone’s block off there were these. It was not enough to sock ’em, you also need to rock ’em. I get to be red.