We’ve all heard something like, “I am losing my mind!” but have you ever thought about where you mind goes when you lose it? When you temporarily lose your car keys, they go someplace, for example, the ice cube tray. [I don’t want to know. -ed] But when “lost” they are still somewhere so they… Continue reading Where does your mind go when you lose it?
How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap, of course. The picture is mine of a blue-footed booby in the Galapagos Islands. Some of my humor has been accused of being at the fourth-grade level. I think that is unfair. Most of it is not that sophisticated.
Using LinkedIn Effectively Redux
If you are going to be on LinkedIn, keep your profile up-to-date, keep your contact information current, and be sure to check LinkedIn for messages. Use a professional picture.
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Contestant: What is “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take holoalphabetic sentences for $400, please.
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“Hang tight” and “Hang loose” mean the same thing. I was waiting for a Teams call to start, and it said “Hang tight, someone will let you in shortly.” OK, that’s fine, but then I thought it should actually be “tightly” since it is an adverb and is telling me how to hang. They got… Continue reading Snippet 10
Hope springs eternal
I think I have found the true definition of “hope springs eternal”: You can see at the top that there are zero seats available for upgrades on this plane. (There are 24 total first class seats on the plane.) But there are 35 people waiting for those zero seats! So, if none of the original… Continue reading Hope springs eternal
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy. Follow the science, people.
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Contestant: What is “Too late for love?” Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take “Spousal excuses and 80’s rock songs for $300 please.”
Insouciant
/ĭn-soo͞′sē-ənt, ăɴ″soo͞-syäɴ′/ adjective
Schrödinger’s Sweepstakes
You may remember my post on Schrödinger’s pizza. Of course, you may not, so go ahead and re-read it. I can wait. La la la la. Welcome back! All set? Fully grounded in pizza and coffee and their relationship to quantum physics? Great! I was thinking today. Yes, as difficult as that may be to… Continue reading Schrödinger’s Sweepstakes