Contestant: What is “A man walks into a bra.”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take dyslexic punch lines for $1,000 please.
AI for the sake of AI
We were traveling this summer and one of the people we ran into said that a bear chasing a person on a bike is called “meals on wheels.” That stuck with me, and so I went out to Adobe Firefly and created the above picture. It was fairly easy, and I learned something. No bike… Continue reading AI for the sake of AI
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Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’?
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Contestant: What is “When life gives you melons.”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take dyslexic punch lines for $800 please.
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I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Things that sound dirty, but are not: Part 5
French Lick. Indiana, that is. Probably most famous for being the home town of Larry Bird and second most famous for being west of Paoli (also in Indiana, I am told). French Lick sounds dirty, but really isn’t. Not like Blue Ball (Delaware) or Colon (Nebraska). And, if you are ever in Colon, don’t even… Continue reading Things that sound dirty, but are not: Part 5
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Contestant: “What is: ‘They both go zipping around Uranus looking for Klingons.’” Host: “How Charmin.” Contestant: “I’ll take ‘Star Trek jokes for 800’.”
Things that sound dirty, but are not: Part 4.
(By special guest poster Cato T. Pultey.) Thanks, Paul. I appreciate the chance to appear in your blog. [Happy to have you. Ed.] I ran across this article while looking for a mojito recipe: “Here’s Why Bartenders Spank Your Mint” and thought, “Golly that sounds dirty.” [Do people really say, “Golly?” Ed.] So I read… Continue reading Things that sound dirty, but are not: Part 4.
I learned a new word: Voluntelling
I don’t think the word “voluntelling” existed when I took the SATs back in the dark ages before the internet, but when I heard it the other day, it made immediate sense. The person who used it perfectly categorized the person he was describing with that one word. Maybe I am disproportionately amused, but I… Continue reading I learned a new word: Voluntelling