Category: Snippets

Contestant: What is “When life gives you melons.”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take dyslexic punch lines for $800 please.

I’d love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Contestant: “What is: ‘They both go zipping around Uranus looking for Klingons.’” Host: “How Charmin.” Contestant: “I’ll take ‘Star Trek jokes for 800’.”