I think I have found the true definition of “hope springs eternal”: You can see at the top that there are zero seats available for upgrades on this plane. (There are 24 total first class seats on the plane.) But there are 35 people waiting for those zero seats! So, if none of the original… Continue reading Hope springs eternal
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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy. Follow the science, people.
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Contestant: What is “Too late for love?” Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take “Spousal excuses and 80’s rock songs for $300 please.”
Insouciant
/ĭn-soo͞′sē-ənt, ăɴ″soo͞-syäɴ′/ adjective
Schrödinger’s Sweepstakes
You may remember my post on Schrödinger’s pizza. Of course, you may not, so go ahead and re-read it. I can wait. La la la la. Welcome back! All set? Fully grounded in pizza and coffee and their relationship to quantum physics? Great! I was thinking today. Yes, as difficult as that may be to… Continue reading Schrödinger’s Sweepstakes
Which One? – 1
Break dancing or slippery when wet? There is a case to be made for either. Pro-breaking case: The person looks really well-balanced and you can see the left hand up in the air seeming to say, “See, one-handed.” It is obviously an outdoor venue, and break dancing started on the streets before it moved to… Continue reading Which One? – 1
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A guest snippet from Cato T. Pultey: Contestant: What is Natalie? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take woods that don’t float for $400, please.
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Contestant: What is “A man walks into a bra.”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take dyslexic punch lines for $1,000 please.
AI for the sake of AI
We were traveling this summer and one of the people we ran into said that a bear chasing a person on a bike is called “meals on wheels.” That stuck with me, and so I went out to Adobe Firefly and created the above picture. It was fairly easy, and I learned something. No bike… Continue reading AI for the sake of AI