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Contestant: What is: “How vexingly quick daft zebras jump!” [Ed. We’ve talked about this. No more of that or I’ll be forced to send you to time out.] [Author: Sorry… I’ll take holoalphabetic sentences for $800, please. Sticks tongue out.]

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Contestant: What is “Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes”? Host: That is correct! Contestant: I’ll take holoalphabetic sentences for $600, please. The question I get most often on my posts is “Why in the world do you think of these things?” followed closely by “Is there someone working on a vaccine or a cure?” Absent a… Continue reading Snippet 12

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How do you catch a bra?

With a booby trap, of course. The picture is mine of a blue-footed booby in the Galapagos Islands. Some of my humor has been accused of being at the fourth-grade level. I think that is unfair. Most of it is not that sophisticated.

Using LinkedIn Effectively Redux

If you are going to be on LinkedIn, keep your profile up-to-date, keep your contact information current, and be sure to check LinkedIn for messages. Use a professional picture.

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Contestant: What is “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs”? Host: Correct! Contestant: I’ll take holoalphabetic sentences for $400, please.

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“Hang tight” and “Hang loose” mean the same thing. I was waiting for a Teams call to start, and it said “Hang tight, someone will let you in shortly.” OK, that’s fine, but then I thought it should actually be “tightly” since it is an adverb and is telling me how to hang. They got… Continue reading Snippet 10

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