Contestant: What is “Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes”?
Host: That is correct!
Contestant: I’ll take holoalphabetic sentences for $600, please.
The question I get most often on my posts is “Why in the world do you think of these things?” followed closely by “Is there someone working on a vaccine or a cure?” Absent a telethon or a gofundme page of which I am unaware, the answers are, respectively, “I don’t know.” and “Not to my knowlege.”
I guess the question is much like the burnt-out lightbulb: It has to want to be changed.
I was playing Wizardry the other day, and I realized that a wizard’s job is to vex chumps quickly in fog. [Ed. There you go again. No more pangrams for you. Time for quiet time away from the computer.]