This is a rerun from a few years ago, but it (re)amused me, so I figured I’d share.
I ran across an old list of computer error messages written as haiku. (“Haiku”? “Haikus”? Whichever…) They continue to amuse me. The one I recalled was:
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
I went back to my hard drive and found a few more I had written myself:
Is that your coding
Or just your new aftershave?
Something here smells bad.
So you hate Windows?
Do not shoot the messenger
I did not write it.
Empty the trash can
With out regard for contents;
Repent at leisure.
Let me know what you think…