Stay the patient course.  Of little worth is your ire.  The network is down.

This is a rerun from a few years ago, but it (re)amused me, so I figured I’d share.

I ran across an old list of computer error messages written as haiku.  (“Haiku”?  “Haikus”?  Whichever…)  They continue to amuse me.  The one I recalled was:

A crash reduces

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

I went back to my hard drive and found a few more I had written myself:

Is that your coding 

Or just your new aftershave? 

Something here smells bad.

So you hate Windows? 

Do not shoot the messenger 

I did not write it. 

Empty the trash can 

With out regard for contents; 

Repent at leisure.

Let me know what you think…

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