{"id":687,"date":"2026-04-19T14:45:02","date_gmt":"2026-04-19T21:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paultcottey.com\/Blog2021\/?p=687"},"modified":"2026-04-19T14:45:03","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T21:45:03","slug":"cantaloupe-lassie-spicegirl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paultcottey.com\/Blog2021\/2026\/04\/19\/cantaloupe-lassie-spicegirl\/","title":{"rendered":"cantaloupe.lassie.spicegirl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

There is an app called What3Words. You can get it from the Apple App store here<\/a>. What it does is gives you a list of three words which uniquely identify your place on the planet. The what3words website says that the words will direct you to a specific three meter square on the earth. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, if you move three meters in any direction, you are guaranteed to get a different set of three words, and it is likely that moving two and an eighth meters in any direction will get you a new set of words. (I figured if you are exactly in the center of a square and you move toward one of the corners, you need to traverse one-half of the the hypotenuse of a right triangle with sides of 3m, 3m, and 1\/2*sqrt(18)m or roughly 2.122m or even more roughly 2 1\/8m. In case you wondered about my math \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What is the reference to the title of this post? It is an old joke. What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie the dog, and one of the Spice Girls? Give up? A melon collie Baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and don’t forget to tip the wait staff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you want to amaze your friends, by the way, My Melancholy Baby<\/em> was first sung publicly by William Frawley. You may remember him as “Fred Mertz” in the I Love Lucy<\/em> TV show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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