Mumruffin. I know you are probably saying to yourself, “Self,” you are saying to yourself, “I think a mumruffin is just a long-tailed tit.” But, of course, that doesn’t make “mumruffin” sound less dirty. If anything, it may make it worse since a Mumruffin is also known as a “bum towel.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So, around and around we go: Mumruffin, long-tailed tit, bum towel. “Bum towel” sounds worse than “long-tailed tit” if it refers to the part of the anatomy and not to a vagrant. Where does it all stop? Where did it all begin? For that matter, which came first, the mumruffin or the egg?<\/p>\n\n\n\n