{"id":414,"date":"2023-04-05T10:30:36","date_gmt":"2023-04-05T17:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/paultcottey.com\/Blog2021\/?p=414"},"modified":"2023-05-24T11:22:13","modified_gmt":"2023-05-24T18:22:13","slug":"best-of-post-5-stay-the-patient-course-of-little-worth-is-your-ire-the-network-is-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/paultcottey.com\/Blog2021\/2023\/04\/05\/best-of-post-5-stay-the-patient-course-of-little-worth-is-your-ire-the-network-is-down\/","title":{"rendered":"Best of, post 5: Stay the patient course.\u00a0\u00a0Of little worth is your ire.\u00a0\u00a0The network is down."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Originally published April 25, 2020<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I ran across an old list of computer error messages written as haiku.&nbsp;&nbsp;(&#8220;Haiku&#8221;?&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Haikus&#8221;?&nbsp;&nbsp;Whichever&#8230;)&nbsp;&nbsp;They continue to amuse me.&nbsp;&nbsp;The one I recalled was:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">A crash reduces \nyour expensive computer \nto a simple stone.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p>I went back to my hard drive and found a few more I had written myself:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">Is that your coding&nbsp;\nOr just your new aftershave?&nbsp;\nSomething here smells bad.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">So you hate Windows?&nbsp;\nDo not shoot the messenger&nbsp;\nI did not write it.&nbsp;<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">It is not Word's fault&nbsp;\nThat it corrected spelling;&nbsp;\nRedmond is to blame.&nbsp;<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">Empty the trash can&nbsp;\nWith out regard for contents;&nbsp;\nRepent at leisure.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p>Let me know what you think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>UPDATED:  I asked a generative AI to write a haiku error message regarding a missing file, and I got this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<pre class=\"wp-block-verse has-text-align-center\">Lost in the vast void\nPath unfound, elusive file\nEchoes of absence.<\/pre>\n\n\n\n<p>I am amused.  Tell me your thoughts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Originally published April 25, 2020 I ran across an old list of computer error messages written as haiku.&nbsp;&nbsp;(&#8220;Haiku&#8221;?&nbsp;&nbsp;&#8220;Haikus&#8221;?&nbsp;&nbsp;Whichever&#8230;)&nbsp;&nbsp;They continue to amuse me.&nbsp;&nbsp;The one I recalled was: A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. 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