Category: Vaccine

An in-depth subject here. Be flexible. Don’t get stuck on one point of view. Work hard and come up with a solution to the deep knee bends.

You’d think there would be a vaccine for this by now given that it is impossible to speak coherently in this state. Related to having a foot in the mouth, of course, this condition is “tongue in cheek.” Oh, the humanity!

This condition appears to be seasonal, and is often painful, but can be relieved with a simple kiss. Do you have a guess what it is? . . . . . . Mistletoe. I crack myself up sometimes. Happy Holidays!

Some people like them. Some people don’t. In any case, you’d think there’d be a vaccine for them by now. You got it. The scourge of Thanksgivings and varicose vein clinics everywhere: Turkey legs! Happy Thanksgiving!

The question is whether a product like this could cure elbow grease or not. Maybe you need to inject it? Otherwise, there should be a vaccine for that.

The picture speaks for itself. Why? Why? Blame Ambrose Burnside for sideburns (“Burnside” became “sideburns” and off we went!) But you’d think there would be a vaccine for mutton chops by now.

If you enjoyed my first post on things for which there should be a vaccine, then I think you’ll enjoy this post. If you didn’t enjoy my first post, then it is my hope you will enjoy this post. Of course, that may make me a cockeyed optimist, and although there may need to be… Continue reading Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 2.

It struck me the other day, as these thoughts sometimes do, that there are a number of “conditions” for which there should be vaccines. This is all tongue in cheek, so there is no need to suggest that there are higher priority items in the world to be tackled. “Cotton balls.” This condition impacts both… Continue reading Things for which there should be a vaccine. Part 1.