French Lick.
Indiana, that is.
Probably most famous for being the home town of Larry Bird and second most famous for being west of Paoli (also in Indiana, I am told).
French Lick sounds dirty, but really isn’t. Not like Blue Ball (Delaware) or Colon (Nebraska). And, if you are ever in Colon, don’t even get started about being in the Red Zone of Colon (it’s a cocktail bar).